August 2012
2 posts
TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
digitalfisticuffs:
boazpriestly:
blueberrytoast:
boazpriestly:
presidentjesus:
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet...
July 2012
38 posts
nataliedarkmist:
s8xyvriska:
spider-ler:
squelchy:
singleladies.wmv
(( THE MOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW ))
Oh my gosh.
((Some one buy me 500 of these spiders))
wethinktherefore:
littlegirl-lost:
theodorepython:
the-elven-queen:
thebestkickassasian:
just-a-skinny-boy:
Australian advertising is freaking brilliant.
The bowing down was the best by far.
can this exist in America?
Clever marketing is the best thing.
this is cool. i would have fun.
The bowing thing made me laugh hysterically
bei-fong-appreciation-blog:
prestonhymas:
Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
Flying water.
FLYING
FUCKING
WATER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
misterharries:
never forget
shercockandmycrotch:
ladygagastuff:
Katy Perry’s “talent” career in 30 seconds
mylifeaslaela:
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
m-azing:
alexiorsay:
laughingalonewithrvb:
viviku:
my-life-is-strange:
probabilityofpsychosis:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
iamthespacecadet:
I went
to public school.
omfg
every
fucking
time
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE
oldmanyellsatcloud:
yencid:
Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.
no seriously watch it.
All in one take.
June 2012
62 posts
wildflowerwind:
featherpillow:
missldn:
tarynupyourheart:
LMAO THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME!!!
omg this is awesome
LOL :D
omg that last guy.
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy:
Persons
People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
youre-my-kryptonite-x33:
ocean-waves-and-mermaids:
theblindingsmile:
Instant reblog..
Tears actually came out of my eyes.
i didnt even need to watch the whole thing, i already reblogged it
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL .