TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
digitalfisticuffs: boazpriestly: blueberrytoast: boazpriestly: presidentjesus: As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”. And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.” Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet...
nataliedarkmist: s8xyvriska: spider-ler: squelchy: singleladies.wmv (( THE MOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW )) Oh my gosh. ((Some one buy me 500 of these spiders))
wethinktherefore: littlegirl-lost: theodorepython: the-elven-queen: thebestkickassasian: just-a-skinny-boy: Australian advertising is freaking brilliant. The bowing down was the best by far. can this exist in America? Clever marketing is the best thing. this is cool. i would have fun. The bowing thing made me laugh hysterically
bei-fong-appreciation-blog: prestonhymas: Why do we not discuss clouds more? I mean look at that. That’s water. Flying water. FLYING FUCKING WATER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS WHAT IS THIS HOW IS THIS EVEN AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN GOD DAMN, WHAT
avatargrimes: bancholazar: ...
misterharries: never forget
shercockandmycrotch: ladygagastuff: Katy Perry’s “talent” career in 30 seconds
mylifeaslaela: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: m-azing: alexiorsay: laughingalonewithrvb: viviku: my-life-is-strange: probabilityofpsychosis: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: iamthespacecadet: I went to public school. omfg every fucking time SWISS FUCKING CHEESE
oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take.
wildflowerwind: featherpillow: missldn: tarynupyourheart: LMAO THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME!!! omg this is awesome LOL :D omg that last guy.
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy: Persons People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
youre-my-kryptonite-x33: ocean-waves-and-mermaids: theblindingsmile: Instant reblog.. Tears actually came out of my eyes. i didnt even need to watch the whole thing, i already reblogged it THIS IS BEAUTIFUL .